Original Zkittles by Mr Miyagi
Original Zkittlez by Mr. Miyagi – Premium Static Sift 70-130μ | Dry Sift
🌈 The Legend Reborn: Zkittlez in Its Purest Form
Mr. Miyagi’s Original Zkittlez Static Sift isn’t just hash—it’s a psychedelic rainbow of terpenes, capturing the strain’s iconic “taste the rainbow” profile through advanced static refinement.
This 70-130μ golden spectrum represents:
✔ The cleanest melt possible without bubble washing
✔ 2x terpene concentration vs traditional dry sift
✔ The exact same cut that won 2015 Emerald Cup
🔬 The Alchemy of Static Sifting
Why 70-130μ?
- 70-90μ: Head-stash melt (dab-ready)
- 90-110μ: Perfect joint booster
- 110-130μ: Flavor foundation for edibles
Mr. Miyagi’s Secret Process
- Cryo-tumbled fresh material (-15°C)
- Electrostatic separation removes 99.2% plant matter
- Infrared cured for 72 hours to stabilize terpenes
👅 Terpene Symphony: A Candy Shop Explosion
Primary Notes (Dominant)
- Rainbow Sherbet (limonene)
- Tropical Gummi Bears (myrcene)
- Pink Bubblegum (linalool)
Ghost Notes (Subtle)
- Welch’s Grape Juice (anthocyanins)
- Tangerine Peel (valencene)
- Cotton Candy (ethyl maltol)
Effect Profile
- 0-15min: Giggly, social euphoria
- 15-45min: Creative flow state
- 45+ min: Gentle relaxation with zero burnout
💎 Consumption Rituals
For Terpene Shamans (Cold Start Dabs)
- Chill dab tool in freezer
- Scoop rice grain onto cold quartz
- Heat to 310°F until first terp ring appears
For Hashish Historians (Moroccan Style)
- Hand-press into vintage-style slabs
- Age 30 days in cedar box for hash-lover’s nirvana
For Flavor Chemists (Terpene Isolation)
- Dissolve in chilled ethanol for strain-specific terp sauce
📜 Certificate of Authenticity Includes
- Gas Chromatogram showing 14.3% terpenes
- Trichome microscopy photos
- Harvest moon phase data (grown under waxing gibbous)
🚨 Why This Batch is Priceless
- Last harvest from Mr. Miyagi’s mother plant
- 72% of trichomes intact (vs 50% industry standard)
- 0.3% CBDV for unique entourage effect
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